Whoopi Goldberg Wants to Host "Wheel of Fortune"

Publish date: 2024-05-04

The wheel spinning noise would cover up all the farting noises...

And she couldn't be worse than the right-wing nutjob host they have now..

by Anonymousreply 93June 20, 2023 1:07 PM

Whoopi,

Do you know who my father was?

My father was Senator John McCain!

by Anonymousreply 1June 14, 2023 11:35 AM

It doesn't matter...who cares?

by Anonymousreply 2June 14, 2023 11:35 AM

Link to Deadline article...

Whoopi's got bills to pay

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by Anonymousreply 3June 14, 2023 11:44 AM

I thought she was rich enough R3

by Anonymousreply 4June 14, 2023 12:03 PM

I think Whoopi has a lot of family members to support.

by Anonymousreply 5June 14, 2023 12:04 PM

I can wear my pajamas, right?

“PFFT” “FRAAAP” “POOT” “BLAT” “THPPTPHTPHPHHPH”

by Anonymousreply 6June 14, 2023 12:06 PM

Her ass would get stuck in it.

by Anonymousreply 7June 14, 2023 12:28 PM

I think it's been a few decades since she's watched the show. The game goes much more quickly since the 1970s because there are so many more commercials now. Whoopi and her low-energy, stoner vibe couldn't keep up the pace.

by Anonymousreply 8June 14, 2023 3:18 PM

I wonder if Rosie is interested.

by Anonymousreply 9June 14, 2023 4:18 PM

Only if she sits in the middle of the wheel like the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland.

by Anonymousreply 10June 14, 2023 4:23 PM

The ghost of Barbara Walters will hover over the wheel, shaking her brown age-spotted fist over the proceedings....

by Anonymousreply 11June 14, 2023 8:12 PM

How about wheel of farts?

by Anonymousreply 12June 14, 2023 8:18 PM

^ I LOVE it, R12...not only is that Whoopi's greatest strenght, but we could reformat the show so that the wheel is powered only by Whoopi's farts - it will add a wonderful element to this tired old format...

by Anonymousreply 13June 14, 2023 9:47 PM

No way. She's almost as old as Pat S., and she's got a big mouth.

by Anonymousreply 14June 15, 2023 8:54 PM

Does she still suffer from chronic flatulence?

by Anonymousreply 15June 15, 2023 8:57 PM

I prefer Rabbi Goldberg’s Wheel of Foreskin

by Anonymousreply 16June 15, 2023 8:58 PM

why can't she go off somewhere and leave people the fck alone

by Anonymousreply 19June 15, 2023 9:02 PM

Sorry, Whoopi. It's what Merv would have wanted:

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by Anonymousreply 20June 15, 2023 9:05 PM

She is an anti-Semite. Cancel her already

by Anonymousreply 21June 15, 2023 9:06 PM

It's Ryan and it should be. Right age, genial and a pro. He wants it and Merv definitely would have wanted him for it.

When Whoopi was the center square on New Hollywood Squares, she used to read a book.

by Anonymousreply 22June 15, 2023 9:09 PM

But it wasn't really rape, rape.

by Anonymousreply 23June 15, 2023 9:41 PM

Gassy farty smelly Whoopi will not get the job. It’s Queen Seamencrests job.

by Anonymousreply 24June 15, 2023 10:03 PM

Lol, Sajak has it written into his contract that he picks his successor

Which will be his daughter

Sorry Whoppi

Seacrest? Out!!

by Anonymousreply 25June 15, 2023 10:41 PM

😷 Wheel - Of - Fartune !

by Anonymousreply 26June 15, 2023 11:27 PM

For the bonus round - we're going to ask the contestants to try to identify what Whoopi ate...based on her farts

by Anonymousreply 27June 15, 2023 11:31 PM

i'm for ryan doing it. he's the type.

maggie as host would turn off a lot of viewers - nepo baby bimbo. whoopi is stumbling and bumbling as a host - all she has going for her is her name.

by Anonymousreply 28June 15, 2023 11:36 PM

[quote]whoopi is stumbling and bumbling as a host - all she has going for her is her name.

You've obviously never smelled one of my 3-day old Chili farts - it's exquisite.

by Anonymousreply 29June 15, 2023 11:54 PM

I hope she isn't given the opportunity to phone it in on another show.

She has a sweet deal on The View. Roll out of bed last minute, shower optional (she has confessed this), roll into studio looking a mess, snarl and cut people off while sitting in her loungewear passing gas and doing a piss poor job reading teleprompter. Steamroll over anyone on the panel she doesn't like or who hasn't sufficiently fawned over. After two hours roll on home, no need to change when she gets homes as she's already wearing her loungewear.

Nice gig.

by Anonymousreply 30June 15, 2023 11:58 PM

R8, yeah, I can't see someone as low-energy as Whoopi hosting this show in addition to The View.

by Anonymousreply 31June 15, 2023 11:59 PM

I don't care who gets the job. I won't watch it after Sajak retires.

by Anonymousreply 32June 16, 2023 12:17 AM

^ Sajak is a right-wing nut job

by Anonymousreply 33June 16, 2023 12:18 AM

Ryan Seacrest is in negotiations with the show producers.

by Anonymousreply 35June 16, 2023 12:52 AM

Whoopi will outmanuver Seacrest in the negotiations with the show runners

by Anonymousreply 36June 16, 2023 1:49 AM

The noise of the wheel is irritating. Almost as irritating as Pat Jackoff

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by Anonymousreply 38June 16, 2023 2:15 AM

LeVar Burton should be the ONLY host of Wheel of Fortune.

He should have gotten the hosting gig for Jeopardy because he is LeVar Burton.

by Anonymousreply 39June 16, 2023 2:24 AM

Kelly Ripa should host while Mark turns the letters.

by Anonymousreply 40June 16, 2023 2:28 AM

Mr. Burton wanted the Jeopardy hosting gig, why does this offend you

by Anonymousreply 41June 16, 2023 2:29 AM

From a wheelchair? What a terrible idea.

by Anonymousreply 42June 16, 2023 2:37 AM

I think Whoopi could bring a wonderful Oda Mae Brown-quality to the show,

"Gurrl, you in danger!"

by Anonymousreply 43June 16, 2023 3:18 AM

Whoopi is overweight, getting older, wears the most bizarre clothes and has bizarre hairstyles and looks like she escaped from a circus. I doubt that they really want a fat clown thundering around the set of Wheel Of Fortune. They need someone young and vibrant to host the show. Goodbye Whoopi!!!

by Anonymousreply 44June 16, 2023 3:45 AM

I don't care what Sajak's politics are. He does a great job as host.

The producers will probably turn the show into the same mess that they did with Jeopardy! They've ruined it.

by Anonymousreply 46June 16, 2023 3:52 AM

Whoops looks as if she's got an Ozempic prescription, thinner. I care. I refuse to watch Wheel of Fortune with the current host. The hostess is more shrewd and doesn't disclose if she is a dumpster diver.

by Anonymousreply 47June 16, 2023 3:55 AM

R44, not to mention why doesn't Whoopi champion some younger POC for the position since she is so woke? Whoopi has a job and more than enough money. She doesn't need to take an opportunity from someone else.

by Anonymousreply 48June 16, 2023 4:00 AM

A Hi-NRG panAsian or bust.

by Anonymousreply 49June 16, 2023 4:05 AM

Why can’t they just hire a nice nobody? Why does someone like Whoopi have to get everything?

by Anonymousreply 50June 16, 2023 4:07 AM

I do hope it is not Steve Harvey or Michael Strahan or Wanda Sykes or Cedric the Entertainer or Lesley Jones, et al. But I'm fine with Ryan Seacrest, he seems like the perfect host for America's Game. :-)

by Anonymousreply 51June 16, 2023 4:28 AM

In addition to all the perqs at R30, Whoopi has every Friday off from The View. Joy moderates on Fridays. Fridays are probably the best day to watch The View.

by Anonymousreply 52June 16, 2023 4:35 AM

We don't always get what we want...children in hell want ice water.

by Anonymousreply 53June 16, 2023 4:40 AM

Wasn't Seacrest allegedly one of Merv's boys? If so, it would make sense if he landed as the host.

by Anonymousreply 54June 16, 2023 4:49 AM

Fuck off Whoopi! That’s gonna be my next gig!

by Anonymousreply 55June 16, 2023 4:54 AM

WW would be a good time but she is busy drinking herself to death

by Anonymousreply 56June 16, 2023 4:56 AM

Whoopi playing hardball in her negotiations...she's offered to wear a charcoal diaper during filming...

Your move, Seacrest.

by Anonymousreply 57June 16, 2023 11:31 AM

What does Boethius think? Does Lady Philosophy get to have a say?

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by Anonymousreply 58June 16, 2023 11:36 AM

I think it would be better if Kathleen Madigan hosted it.

by Anonymousreply 59June 16, 2023 12:14 PM

Whoopi farts in the general direction of Kathleen Madigan, Ryan Seacrest, and all of the other potential competitors

by Anonymousreply 60June 16, 2023 1:04 PM

"Sunny Hostin says Whoopi Goldberg 'didn't like' that she revealed Whoopi farts on The View set."

As if it were some kind of big secret...

by Anonymousreply 61June 16, 2023 2:09 PM

Whoopi and Sideshow Bob have the same hairstyle.

by Anonymousreply 62June 16, 2023 2:14 PM

Whoopi should just produce her own show "Name that Bowel Odor"

by Anonymousreply 63June 16, 2023 2:25 PM

it's wild that Whoopi has a 10-year old great grandchild. She must have passed on her poor relationship skills to her daughter and granddaughter.

by Anonymousreply 64June 16, 2023 2:35 PM

[quote]She must have passed on her poor relationship skills to her daughter and granddaughter.

That's not the only thing she passed on...

the whole family farts like a cracked diesel engine...that has just eaten a meal of roadkill

by Anonymousreply 65June 16, 2023 2:42 PM

Is "actual genius" Mayim Bialik available? She could bring the Millennial demographic to the show!

by Anonymousreply 66June 16, 2023 6:21 PM

Whoopi's agent on the phone with the "Wheel of Fortune" show runners:

Ok, Whoopi has agreed to wear the charcoal diapers AND to take Gas-X on set...now what more can you ask for?

by Anonymousreply 67June 16, 2023 9:06 PM

Whoopi can’t work a full week on the east coast. Always Fridays off. And the gassy Whoopi HATES flying so she’s gonna fly out to LA on weekends and tape 10 episodes per day on weekends? Ain’t gonna work, chile.

by Anonymousreply 68June 16, 2023 9:49 PM

Headlines like this aren't going to help Whoopi's chances...

"All Of The Judges From “American Idol” Are Reportedly Boycotting “The View” After Whoopi Goldberg’s Comments"

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by Anonymousreply 69June 17, 2023 1:14 AM

💟 Gotta love [italic] Fart-Free Fridays !

by Anonymousreply 70June 17, 2023 1:56 AM

Whoopi has damaged her career and her reputation with her controversial anti-Jewish statements. I suspect she may be going a little senile and is partially not in her right mind anymore. Poor choice for any type of show.

by Anonymousreply 71June 17, 2023 2:57 AM

If the producers go with Whoopi, I think they'll have to move the game to an outdoor setting...

by Anonymousreply 72June 17, 2023 2:59 AM

"I'd like to solve the puzzle...Goddamn, that stinks!"

by Anonymousreply 74June 17, 2023 3:11 AM

Whoppi identifies as being Jewish. Why would she make such a thoughtless and ignorant remark?

by Anonymousreply 75June 17, 2023 3:43 AM

Shouldn’t someone with a background in spelling bees host?

by Anonymousreply 76June 17, 2023 3:47 AM

😷 Can you imagine the blowout if Whoopi ever has to wear a colostomy / ileostomy bag ?

by Anonymousreply 77June 17, 2023 3:50 AM

As long as it's not Jeopardy!, fine.

by Anonymousreply 78June 17, 2023 3:53 AM

My new favorite speed metal band is Whoopi Goldberg's Rancid Farts!

by Anonymousreply 79June 17, 2023 4:18 AM

"Now watch these commercials while I relieve myself of some flatulence."

by Anonymousreply 80June 17, 2023 11:43 AM

The ass cheeks want what the flapping ass cheeks want.

by Anonymousreply 81June 17, 2023 12:02 PM

ET covers Whoopi "passing gas"...again

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by Anonymousreply 82June 19, 2023 1:04 AM

A vivid description of Whoopi's "talent" from a news source:

Whoopi "Cushion" Goldberg strikes again -- tearing ass this morning on "The View" so loudly ... she nearly put a hole in her seat.

by Anonymousreply 83June 19, 2023 1:06 AM

I don't believe it. She is very ladylike and would never do something like that on set.

by Anonymousreply 84June 19, 2023 1:09 AM

^ So nice to hear from Whoopi's agent on DL!

by Anonymousreply 85June 19, 2023 1:10 AM

"I feel so much better now!".

by Anonymousreply 86June 19, 2023 1:19 AM

Jesus Christ, I thought Andre Leon Talley was dead!

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by Anonymousreply 87June 19, 2023 1:21 AM

^ yes, much like DLers - Whoopi is often mistaken for someone much younger than her chronological age!

by Anonymousreply 88June 19, 2023 2:47 AM

Even with Fridays off it seems like Whoopi’s deal (with all of the criticism above) involves a lot more work than Sajak earning $15 million for working 45 days a year.

by Anonymousreply 89June 19, 2023 3:36 AM

I think the producers should offer it to Mary Steenburgen first just to mess with Whoopi.

by Anonymousreply 90June 19, 2023 10:57 AM

You all do realize that she got the name Whoopi because she farts constantly. She’s not shy about it either.

by Anonymousreply 91June 19, 2023 11:42 AM

🐒 It's probably from the weed infused brownies. To difficult for her aging digestive system to handle.

by Anonymousreply 92June 19, 2023 9:01 PM

I hear Whoopi can be a real Caryn at times.

by Anonymousreply 93June 20, 2023 1:07 PM

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